{"product_id":"crime-scene-toilet-paper-this-is-hilarious-copy","title":"Island Dogs Crap Jokes Novelty Toilet Paper - 3-Ply Tissue with Hilarious Bathroom Humor – Perfect Gag Gift, Crazy Pranks and Funny Toilet Paper for Fun Bathroom Decor - Septic Safe","description":"\u003cp align=\"center\" style=\"font-size: small;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-size: xx-large;\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#ff0010\" style=\"color: #ff0010;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Arial Black\" style=\"font-family: 'Arial Black';\"\u003e\u003cspan size=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#002cfd\" style=\"color: #002cfd; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eCRAP JOKES TOILET PAPER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#002cfd\" style=\"color: #002cfd; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\" style=\"font-size: large; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan size=\"5\" style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u003cb style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #444444; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eImpossible \"Paper Work\" for any \"Sit-Down Job\"!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\" style=\"font-size: large; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaugh your way through the bathroom break with Crap Jokes Toilet Paper! Perfect for a gag gift or for spicing up your own bathroom, this 3-ply novelty toilet paper has septic-safe jokes printed right on it! 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